Beware of Fake Drug Test Reports: University of Abuja Cracks Down On Fake Drug Test Reports

We did some digging, and what we found out was shocking. These fake news outlets were directing students to their preferred locations, not because they cared about the students' well-being, but because they were getting paid off. That's right, they were putting their pockets and stomachs ahead of the students' welfare. We even got a head up information that some undisclosed Chemist shop are now running drug test, "Chemist shop" Can you imagine?

Now, we contacted the University's Director of Health Services, and let me tell you, they were not happy about this situation. They made it clear that the university health clinic will only accept reports from reliable laboratories with a Chemical Pathologist or Toxicologist signature. That's right, if it doesn't have that signature, it's not worth the paper it's printed on. This is also clearly stated on the memo released by UHS, with Ref: UA/SAC/JUL2023.

And let me tell you, the SUG Director of Health was even more blunt. He warned students not to fall for these cheap tricks and outlined the guidelines for a certified drug test requirement on his latest health release on Tuesday. Here's what you need to know:

- Reports must be authenticated by a certified Chemical Pathologist or Clinical Toxicologist.

- Drug Test Report Requirements:

    - Must be in electronic or printed format, free of alterations.

    - Must include proper identification and demographic details of the test subject.

    - Must test for at least 10 drug panels, including Tetrahydrocannabinoids, Tramadol, Opiates, Benzodiazepines, Methamphetamine, and Cocaine.

    - Must include time and date stamps, barcodes, and seals.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "Sinach, this is all well and good, but what's the big deal about substance abuse?" Well, let me tell you, folks, substance abuse is a serious issue that affects us all. It's a poison that can destroy lives, families, and communities.

So, let's all be vigilant, shall we? Let's make sure we're gettin' the right information from reliable sources. And let's look out for each other, especially our young students. They're the future of our nation, and we gotta protect them.

That's all for now, folks. Stay safe, stay informed, and remember: if it doesn't have that signature, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.