BREAKING NEWS: FACULTY OF EDUCATION THRASHES FACULTY OF LAW 3-0 IN SUG CUP 2025

In a stunning display of sportsmanship and determination, the Faculty of Education has emerged victorious over the Faculty of Law, securing a resounding 3-0 win in the SUG Cup 2025. This triumph is a testament to the team's unwavering commitment to excellence and their unshakeable confidence in their abilities.

Yesterday, Comrade Simplicity, the Director of Sports from the Faculty of Education, boldly promised the Faculty of Law a 3-0 defeat, leaving no room for doubt or compromise. The Honorable Member representing the Faculty of Law, Honorable Erudite, boasted that they would "deal with" the Faculty of Education,in his boastful words "I trust my LAWSAN boys to leave the mother faculty with no breast milk tomorrow," but ultimately, it was the "Mother Faculty" that emerged triumphant.

In a spectacular display of skill and teamwork, Comr. Adebayo, one of the finest players from the Faculty of Education, scored two impressive goals, setting the stage for a resounding victory. Comrade Machala sealed the deal, scoring the third and final goal, fulfilling the prophecy made by the king.

This remarkable feat is reminiscent of the biblical account of King David's longing for water from the wells of Bethlehem. Two brave soldiers risked everything to fetch the water, demonstrating their unwavering loyalty and commitment to their king. Similarly, the two mighty men from the Faculty of Education, Mister Adebayo and Comrade Machala, rose to the challenge, ensuring that the words of the "king" never failed.

As we report this news, we offer a word of advice to all contenders: the SUG Cup 2025 is destined for the Faculty of Education, the "Mother Faculty." Any attempts to challenge this prophecy will be met with fierce determination and unwavering commitment to excellence. The Faculty of Education has spoken, and their words will not be ignored.