SUG CUP 2025: FACULTY OF SCIENCE "FOSSA" TEAM VOW TO DEMOLISH FACULTY OF HEALTH SCIENCES

In a bold statement, Comrade Ameer, the Director of Sports for the Faculty of Science "FOSSA" team, has declared that his team is not just aiming to win their upcoming match against the Faculty of Health Sciences, but is instead going for a "demolition job."

Speaking to our sports journalist and analyst, Comrade Ameer confidently stated, "We are not just going to win the game, we are going to dominate the Faculty of Health Sciences from start to finish. We are predicting a 3-0 win, and we are ready to make it happen."

When asked about rumors surrounding the Faculty of Science team's alleged consumption of garri and their supposed struggles with playing penalties due to eye issues, Comrade Ameer refused to comment on the garri allegations. However, he dismissed the penalty concerns, stating, "This game is not going to end in penalties. We are going to win convincingly, without needing to resort to penalties."

Today's match is expected to be one of the toughest in the SUG Cup 2025, with the Faculty of Health Sciences, the home faculty of the SUG Director of Sports, looking to give their all. However, Comrade Ameer and the Faculty of Science "FOSSA" team are undaunted, urging all spectators to come out and witness what promises to be an exciting encounter.

As Comrade Ameer said, "Let's wait until today. Today's match is going to be the toughest. We urge all people, all spectators, all Faculty of Science students, and all Faculty of Medicine students to come out and watch. No one should cry at the end of the game that they're not into football. Come out today and play, come out and watch your players too!"