SUG GAME SHOCKER: FACULTY OF HEALTH SCIENCES' GARRI DRINKING HABITS EXPOSED

In a stunning turn of events, today's SUG game has laid to rest the lingering rumors and gossip surrounding the Faculty of Science (FOSSA) team's alleged garri drinking habits. As it turns out, the real garri enthusiasts are none other than the Faculty of Health Sciences team, which ironically houses the SUG Director of Sports.

The match, which ended in a 2-2 draw after a thrilling 90 minutes, was decided by a penalty shootout. Comrade Ameer, the Director of Sports for the FOSSA team, had boldly promised a demolition job, but fate had other plans. A unfortunate ankle injury just five minutes into the game forced Comrade Ameer to watch from the sidelines as his team battled it out.

However, the FOSSA team proved themselves to be no slouches, scoring four goals in the penalty shootout to emerge victorious. Meanwhile, the Faculty of Health Sciences team, showed that their garri drinking habits were no myth. Their performance on the pitch left many wondering if their focus on health sciences had somehow led them astray.

As a political analyst, it's clear that this match has exposed some underlying dynamics within the university's sports teams. The Faculty of Health Sciences' garri drinking habits, once a rumor, are now a confirmed fact. One can't help but wonder what other secrets lie hidden beneath the surface.

For now, the FOSSA team can bask in the glory of their hard-won victory, while the Faculty of Health Sciences team must regroup and reassess their priorities. As the SUG games continue, one thing is certain - the drama, excitement, and intrigue will only continue to grow. Stay tuned!