FACULTY OF VET MEDICINE'S EXCUSE FOR DEFEAT RAISES EYEBROWS

In a surprising attempt to explain their crushing 4-1 defeat to the Faculty of Management Sciences,Honourable Peculiara, member representing the Faculty of Vet Medicine, claimed that the team's lack of training time was the primary reason for their loss.

However, this excuse has been met with skepticism and amusement from the university community. Many have expressed doubts about the validity of this claim, pointing out that the Faculty of Vet Medicine, also known as the "animal doctors," had ample opportunity to train and prepare for the match.

It appears that the real issue lies not with the team's training schedule, but rather with their inherent lack of football skills. As one observer wryly noted, "These are animal doctors, not football players." The Faculty of Vet Medicine's defeat serves as a reminder that excellence in one field does not necessarily translate to success in another.

The university community awaits the Faculty of Vet Medicine's next move, wondering if they will continue to make excuses or take responsibility for their defeat. One thing is certain, however: the Faculty of Management Sciences has proven themselves to be the superior team on the football pitch.